rhymez:

me
Do it.

wishtoconfess:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

coffeeprynce:

this picture goes hard AF

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

jhunnyplaysdamello:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

a beginner band consisting of over 100 oboe, piccolo, flugelhorn, and Eb clarinet players playing nothing but tuning sequences and hot cross buns.

Why

because fuck you

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET.